1. a woman never reveals her age. you simple say "well i know because that's what my mother tells me..."
2. always wear sunscreen, you don't want to look like your mother when you don't have to look like your mother
3. always carry a book. it makes you look smart and gives you something to do after you have exhausted the internet
4. never chop of your hair. you'll think it's a good idea at the time, but that feeling will pass and you'll have to wait a year for it to grow.
5. don't let snail mail die.
to be continued...
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